Last Update: FULL PRIVILAGES
FallenNote: Advanced Editing isnt working (for me at least). This is Last Updated 09/08/2011
FallenNote: Delete System 32 and smash laptop for full admin privilages and computer runs faster.
FallenNote: System 32 contains the specific files (proxy) that are used to block websites, applications, and the such. Deleting this folder will remove the proxy program. Since windows needs these files to opperate, it will restore them WITHOUT the proxy.
Table Of Contents
1. Introduction I'm Gay
2. Running EXE files I'm Gay
3. Playing Flash games, Playing Minecraft, Playing EXE Games I'm Gay
4. Bypassing website blocks I'm Gay
5. Using MSN without need to bypass I'm Gay
6. Speeding your laptop up: Basics, Ready Boosting and More
7. Complete Admin Access (2009 Version/Red Laptop ONLY)
8. Q&A I'M GAY
9. Credits and Notes
FallenNote (I FUCKING MAD BRO): The contents that are not coloured are yet to be written as Im a busy person XD (EATING BRAINS). They wil be updated when I have time. (I CAN'T SPELL FOR SHIT)
Do you go to highschool in Australia? If so have you recieved your laptop? If so you mustve realised by now that you can't run EXE files, Play any proper games , go on websites like facebook and even use stuff like MSN.
Well Not Anymore, Today I'll be showing you how to bypass each and every one of these problems easily and without getting you in any trouble whatsoever.
I MAD, I CAN'T SPELL FOR SHIT
Running EXE Files
If you've ever tried to run a EXE file on your school laptops, you would know that it would be blocked by group policy or whatever its called. Being able to do this is required for nearly all the other tutorials as theyll all mention back to this step. Anyways heres the safest and easiest way to bypass the EXE files block.
WHO DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW THIS? DUMBFUCKS
FallenNote: There are many other ways however this is the safest and easiest way. Also this way is the most public way. Personnaly I know 4 other ways however theres probably even more than that.
(YEAH I'M MAD)
How to Run EXE Files on DET School Laptops
1. Click the Start button and now choose the option Shut Down. However while your computer is shutting down HOLD DOWN THE POWER BUTTON AT THE TOP RIGHT CORNER OF YOUR LAPTOP. (Yeah, I figured you guys are fucking retards. So fucked up in the head that you don't know where the power button is)
2. Now as you restart your computer you should be able to choose the option Run in Safe Mode with networking. Choose it obviously
3. You can now run any EXE files you want without the annoying block by the DET.
4. Have fun using the EXE files. (Yeah you guys so fucked up that you didn't know this)
1. As your turn on your computer hold the Fn button while repeatedly spam tapping the F8 button
2. You should now be able to choose the option Run in Safe Mode with Networking. Choose it Obviously.
(I'M SMARTER THAN EVERYONE EHRE CUZ I EAT BRAINS)
3. Same as Method 1 from here on out. (YEAH BITCH)
Playing Flash games, Playing Minecraft, Playing EXE Games
Tired of only being able to do school releated 'crap' on your computer and playing the shitty games that are included in your laptop? Well here Im gonna explain in detail and in various methods how to play flash games (eg. Bubble Trouble, Sonny 2, etc), minecraft (if you dont know what this is search it up on google XD) and even EXE games (eg. PlantsVsZombies, GTA 3, etc).
( I CAN'T SPELL, Í'M STUPID)
GayFallenNote: These are ordered from easiest to do to hardest.
Playing Flash Games
1. Simply place your flash games (Make sure thier the SWF file Version) in a USB.
2. Plug USB into computer and have fun playing the flash games from there
(OH WOW, YOU BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS, DUMASS)
1. Place your flash games (Make sure thier the SWF file Version) anywhere you like in your computer besides the desktop ._.
FallenNote: I Suggest the Roaming Folder, Documents Folder (Very easy to access), Saved Games Folder, Abode Folder, Basically anywhere really...AO)SI HDOAISD
2 Optional. Now place a shortcut to the flash games location on your desktop for easy access
3. Have fun playing the flash games from there I'M GAY
1. You'll need to download a cracked version of minecraft thats the portable version
2. Place the whole minecraft folder in the location roaming
FallenNote: You find romaing by going in the search bar from start and typing %appdata% make sure you type in all of it including the %
3. Create shortcut to the folder in desktop
Simply place the .jar file named MineCraft on your desktop (make sure u call it something else for example mines called Mining Assignment XD)
4. To Play minecraft run the jar file NOT THE EXE FILEI'M GAY
GayFallenNote: MineCraft WILL LAG to make it not lag make sure you: Set all options to minuim and smallest and also speed up your system (will explain how to do that later)
Playing EXE Games
1. Do everything in the How to Run EXE Files tutorial I wrote above.
2. Have fun playing your EXE Games with major lag
3. Not really an instruction but should be said, These are the games that I know that work so far: PlantsVsZombies, Peggle, GTA 3 (with major lag). You can't play all games in this mode mainly due to the reason that safe mode only has the basic settings and core drivers .
FallenNote: To make your games not lag make sure you set the game setting to minuim for everything and also to speed up your system
Bypassing website blocks
Using MSN without need to bypass
Simple really havn't u ever wished to use such thing as MSN without the need of a bypass? Well heres how in a 5sec tut.
1. Log into your DET Portal on the internet.
2. Remove the Portal crap so only the gmail crap is there.
3. Your done have fun with gmail
Speeding your laptop up: Basics, Ready Boosting and More
Ever thought your stupid DET laptop was slow as shit and laggy? Well to be frank your right. With thier crappy computer specs, the DET laptops are shit as hell however right here right now Im going to teach you how to speed up your alptop from the basics al the way to the more advanced.
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~Under Construction~ I'M GAY
~Under Construction~ I TOO DUMB TO KNOW
Alright you may or may not know what ReadyBoost is... Well if you dont its basiclaly a way to use your USB to signifigantly speed up your computer/laptop if your laptop/computer is low and slow in RAM (Bascially if your a 32bit user or a low end 64bit user)
1. Get a USB (thats ReadyBoost compatabile) and insert it into your computer
GayFallenNote: Make sure you have heapsa space, I reccomend around 2.1 gigs for maximum benefits however you can get even more or even less. (Currently Im ReadyBoosting a whole USB worth... Bascially 8gigs)
2. Right click your USB and choose the properties option
3. Now click the readyboost tab/option (no shit sherlock)
4. Now simply click Use this device for ReadyBoost
5. Choose how much space you wish to sacrifice on your USB to signigantly speed up your laptop (the space thats used by readyboost cant be used for anything else)
GayFallenNote: You'll need at least 1gig readyboosting for a noticeable difference otherwise you'll hardly notice any differences while roaming/playing on your laptop
6. Click apply and watch as your laptop is signifigantly faster I CAN'T SPELL
Complete Admin Access (2009 Version/Red laptop ONLY)
This is for Complete and utter admin privileges on the 2009/red laptops (and only the red laptops/2009 version). The steps required for this are both cokmplex and many while the ban/detection chance by DET is high. Do this only if your fully prepared. With this you can paly the newest games, adjust the settings which you can't nomrally and much much more. I CAN'T SPELL GAY LORDS
GayFallenNote: Wall Of Text Incoming
Part 1: The Admins Bios
To basically gain access to your computers BIOS to specifiy a device to boot from (For the following step)
1. spam F2 or Fn+F11 as the words LENOVO come up
2. You should require entering a password enter in "tknbnkx" without the quotes
3. This is the end of part 1
Part 2: The Messyness of Hirens Boot CD
1. Put Hiren's Boot CD on a USB (Youll need a USB with over 1gigs space free)
2. Boot using Hirens Boot CD using the method descriped in part 1
3. Run Mini XP and navigate to system32
4. Rename Magnify.exe to Magnify_.exe
5. Copy cmd.exe to the same location and rename it as Magnify.exe
6. Start up Windows as normal and when prompted for the login screen, hit the Ease of Access button (bottom left)
7. Startup Magnifyer and watch as cmd pops up with no admin privelges (dont sweat it, its meant to be like this)
8. Type start and press enter in the CMD window and you should now have admin CMD
9. netplwiz in CMD
10. Go Advanced Tab > Advanced > Groups on the side panel > Administrators > Add > Everyone
11. Login and watch as your an admin rofls
12. Have fun mate and gluck not getting banned ._.
GayFallenNote: Check youtube for Hirens Boot CD tutorials
Credits and Notes
Now that you've read my tutorials had heapsa fun doing whatever you want with your school laptops and more... Its time for the good byes notes and the repitious credits.
But before all that its time for YOU to do something and help us all XD.
If this guide helped you or you used it
CLICK THE GAY BUTTON
Why? Because You know I deserve it
Also any Beli donations would be greatly appreciated too . BECAUSE I'MM TOO POOR
GayFallenNote: Because Im very busy with assignments and such right now I WILL Update very slowly or I will update every 5 thanks I recieve (or basically any beli donations) =P I LIE BITCH
~ They can still see what you go on when your bypassing the internet filters so dont be a horny kid and go on stuff like porn ._.
~ You can get in trouble for Running EXE files, Bypassing internet, doing anything else bad -.- so BEWARE ._.
~ You cannot get int rouble for going on MSn without bypassing
~ You cannot get in trouble for playing flash games or minecraft
~ You cannot get in trouble for speeding up your laptop
~ Deleting System 32 or smashing your laptop helps.
Your NewFag (Wait am I?) Fallen
People at my school (Where manners makyth a man Aka STHS highschool)
Greg the fatty for introducing me to Minecraft
Umar for repeatedly playing cube field on my laptop ._.
Steve, Stephon and also Stephen (rofls)
Anyone Ive missed